Wave goodbye to your relaxing fun vacation on the ocean.

Well, at least the culinary skills he learned working in the kitchen aren't going to complete waste.

Apparently she's his girlfriend so he'll be sleeping alone for a while.

Asked for a comment, the compressor said "What do you expect? I'm a compressor-- I compress shit!"

The first rule of owning a classic car like this 1967 Shelby Cobra is women are only allowed to sit in the passenger sea...

The irony, dying right next to a happy face.

Exhibitionists are exploring uncharted territory the education system.

I have no words for this! What the hell is it.

AND when the owner of the car returned he saw that he'd also gotten a ticket for an expired meter.

That's an aggressive way to catch a bus.

This was a hard way to learn the lesson that when you ring the bell for service, once is enough.

"Hey Darlene, I wonder what this button does...Cool, free car wash!".

Yes? 911? There was a double collision, and it was awesome!

Dude, sorry about the tree, but I can totally fix that roof for you. Let me give you an estimate.

Those low-speed chases are going to be the end of this cop. He's getting too old for this shit!

If that was my girl with the had I'd dump her straight away, insecure bitch.

If the clerk had only accepted that the woman was a size 12 when she insisted it, this transaction might have gone very ...

Just giving someone fifteen minutes alone with that succulent rump could make very big things happen.

This chick seriously threatened the few brain cells she had left by bouncing her head off the floor. You don't have to b...

She may look like she's got all her bases covered, but she'll always need the help of a man.

This is just another case of Be Careful What You Ask For. He asked for a tip and he got one!

And yes I definitely would!

Someone is going to be late for school today.

The rope saved his life after he bounced up again.

I love how the guy keeps spraying the car with water. Maybe he can wash the dents out.

The Vietnamese space program has gotten off to a great start.

Traffic cam shows two cars stopped at traffic lights when suddenly another vehicle flies down an embankment.

Damn girl u finna gots ta get yo's hurrr done.

If it's real it's awesome but something smells like viral over there.

Proof that no matter how many miles you clock up on your X-box driving in real life is just a little bit harder.