The time he accidentally left his cruiser's sirens on doesn't seem all that bad anymore. Owned.

This ended the guy's career as a thief but started his career as a rapper.

I like how the kid puts his glasses on and doesn't know hes dying.

Imagine how bad the beer was over at that place.

A traffic stop goes from routine to deadly when a driver with no license leaps out of his car, flees on foot.

Yes, your parking space sucks, but that's still no reason to unload a shitload of rounds into a building.

A man enters a busy Mexico subway station and starts firing at people.

If I were chauffeuring drunk fraternity idiots like this guy all day, I'd want to kill both of us two.

Who could have guessed that Malcom X street wasn't a safe place to be after midnight.

Cultural distinction: Americans run when guards have guns. Domicans attack BECAUSE authorities have guns.

This is your typical redneck grandma.

(NSFW) Pay attention to the guy in the white coat. After surveying the scene he walks up to a patient lying on a gurne...

The two guys causing all the trouble soon found their running legs when this guy made his move.

Two angles from a crappy CCTV show a vigilante store customer lighting up a robber who was pummeling the clerk in the ...

Yeah... He had that "Oh great!... Now I have to fill out more paperwork!" reaction.

Somewhere in the world, someone is making this kid the grandest Darwin award trophy ever created.

He failed the mission but on the bright side he did find a hidden package.

Why do all the kids nowadays getting cooler toys then I did?

Christ, he pointed that thing at his eye. He's lucky that tingling sensation is only in his balls.

I'd rather have her shoot my bullets I have far less recoil.

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If he isn't shitting out plastic for the rest of the week I'll be surprised.

He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.

The French UN soldier was trying to protect the Bosnian civilians from getting shot by this sniper. But then he got sh...

Gas is only 10 cents in Brazil. They should be having orgies at the gas stations, not killing each other.

He probably smoked her stash when she wasn't looking.

I would have done the same thing with my fist, that's even more deadly.

That will teach him not to throw rocks at the border patrol.

Let this be a lesson, never shoot yourself in the head while fleeing, it will slow you down.

He wasn't so sure of his jumping abilities, so he just shot himself instead.