Speeding on wet roads and pedestrians walking in the street doesn't mix well.

Apparently a bleeding ass and minor concussion is worth holding onto a tampon and 10 credit cards full of maxed out de...

If he was stupid enough to attempt this then I bet he's just glad it happened in the front this time.

The only thing that could make this better is if Chuck Norris himself drove in with the batmobile and roundhoused a 4 ...

And no reaction from the kid leaning on the parking meter, classic.

Iraqi kids are standing on the sidewalk waiting for an america convoy to pass then they start throwing grenades!