This hottie jumps on this guy and smack him a couple of times.

First she fails her three attempts then she cries and if it couldn't get any worse she smacks her head on the way down...

And when het finally gets up het gets smacked down again... by a wall.

I think he now knows that cement is unforgiving... and you shouldn't be jumping 10 ft to it.

And another vandalizers/abuser is born.

Probably a rebellious act protesting her position in the kitchen.

What a lucky pedestrian what are the odds of that happening.

Hey, at least it shut her drunk ass up.

Too bad the Orca can't visit her at the intensive care.

Damn that closely resembled a fly splatting on my window today.

I actually feel sorry for that drunk moron.

The good ol' air chair launch! It doesn't always work out your way.

In fairness to him, beating your wife was probably more acceptable, probably even encouraged back in his day.