Dumbass hit glass wall with some starbucks in his hand.

Apparently she's his girlfriend so he'll be sleeping alone for a while.

Asked for a comment, the compressor said "What do you expect? I'm a compressor-- I compress shit!"

Teacher was taping the beginning of class to see who was late, well now you know.

This chick makes her friend pass out but then lets her fall over into a dresser.

Thats what he gets for wearing a pink shirt.

Those low-speed chases are going to be the end of this cop. He's getting too old for this shit!

If the clerk had only accepted that the woman was a size 12 when she insisted it, this transaction might have gone very ...

Mascots are so much more entertaining when they hurt themselves.

This chick seriously threatened the few brain cells she had left by bouncing her head off the floor. You don't have to b...

Damn girl u finna gots ta get yo's hurrr done.

What happens on a boring day with soap, water and bikini girls?

Wow, her head seriously plunged up her ass on this faceplant.

When you dance like an idiot it's only right that something like this happens to you.

At least he didn't fly off the cliff...

I think they should make 22 inch wheels standard safety issue, the cayenne is doing fine.

I don't think smashing the dudes nuts was part of the gymnastics routine.

This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.

There are few things as entertaining as a good, "HOLY SHIT," reaction caught on tape.

It could have been a lot worse. For example if she had been Asian she would have taken out a building or two as well.

They look like future wallmart stockers.

They finally found a way to give a bigger headache then watching a Britney Spears interview.

A womend scrorned always leads to this sort of shit, they should be banned from driving forever.

An impatient drunk doesn't feel like getting out of the car to do his shopping.

No more machovideo for you stupid kid.

Cow tipping just got brought to the next level.

Wonder if the sex was worth all that?

Why would anyone hire a full demolition crew when you can hire these two guys to do the same job themselves... using o...

Well what did you expect that jeep keep out of nowhere and grand cherokee are small so they are easily missed.

I hope those every 30 second updates on Justin Timberlakes dogs diet from MTV.com was worth it.