Someone is gonna have it up the bum tonight...

Look on the bright side, now that kid will inherit his dad's fortune. No more school, just partying, boozing and fucking...

Look on the bright side, at least they didn't piss on him.

Newsanchor fails miserably at presenting the news.

Calling them assholes would be an insult to assholes.

You would say doors open sideways! This one didn't.

Tortoises are just like me and you.

From pathetic is just went epic!

Player whipes his booger off on kids face.

4 Geeks replacing random people's crappy hard drives with pimped up solid-state drives.

Round two for this South American bombshell. Which means another 10 minute depression knowing you'll live another 50 yea...

This dude is so fast the bag doesn't even have time to swing back.

Most ridiculous teen ever...

Check out the hot body on this one she's amazing.

No biggy, she's used to whitestuff.

Bites a guys ear off in store.

Recoil is a bitch dude.

Some mexican chicks get down on the side yard.

It's the middle of the fucking desert, guns are going off, heads are rolling and they still have better quality video th...

Here's Liam Neeson on The Graham Norton Show, doing that seriously scary quote from his film "Taken".

Always make sure the rope you use is longer than the object which needs to be taken down.

Beating up and humiliating mistress by wives or their relatives, like beating up thieves, is generally accepted citizen ...

Now this is what a real bar fight looks like, everyone joining in including the girls.

If there's a better reason to get your fat lazy asses down the gym then I wanna see it.

Torrie Wilson is A-Rod’s new strong woman in a bikini.

Dude walks in a way the camera doesn't see the TV, too bad the outside cam catches him, along with an employee.

Well, it certainly beats taking the elevator down to the basement.

Awesome bar fight featuring chairs and liquor bottles over heads.

Her name is Melyssa Ford and she's thicker than any other girl ever.

Awesome and gay at the same time.