When Paris Hilton tells you to close your legs, you know you've gone to far.

Helpless, under 125 lbs and covered in fluids that could never be traced back to their original owners.

No matter how old she gets I'd still do her.

That's right honey, there's more then one over compensating self-righteous bitch in town. And we all paid $500 a ticket.

She should have used the billy club.

Britney Spears forgets to tuck something back into her skirt. I guess her special guest at this concert was her Aunt Flo...

Was she on coke or something. If her career was going down the drain enough already.

Someone please get a seach warrant. I'm sure there's some dead animals or small boys in the basement.

Brit and her security guard are scared of a piece of paper that\'s thrown in her car.

Show stopper Britney Spears hanging around on the beach in a tiny bikini.

One after the other paparazzi falls trying to snap a picture of Britney.

She\'s even worse than before and lipsyncing is even difficult but that doesn\'t matter because she\'s FREAKIN\' hot....

Looks like the drugs are getting to her, Britney check back in rehab again please.

Weird Al sits down with everyone\'s favorite douchebag Kevin Federline for a no holds barred one on one interview.

Britney surprises Dave Letterman with her visit to the studio, damn she\'s hot.

All this footage and no sex tape yet? She is very likeable when intoxicated!