Obviously drunk Mariah Carey gives a ridiculous speech at award show.

It's all good in the hood.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's what turks look like.

That was a life changing experience. It's best for him to commit suicide straight away.

Worried that the first draft of his speech was too boring, the college president found some creative ways to punch up ...

She couldn't take the lies anymore. Or she was fantasizing about Clinton, herself and a cigar.

He was bored to death by his own speech.

I know this because I can see his pants are getting wet and the whole crowd is watching.

I think that lady put it in her purse after that guy stomped it.

You can say alot but that is one funny young man.

Ok, good, now make it into a sex doll and sell it for 5 g\'s.

In typical Microsoft fashion, their new product fails during the demo and the guy looks like a moron in the process ...

This must me the most motivating speech i\'ve ever seen. This drill sergeant uses chairs and fists to make is point.