It looks like she zigged when she should have zagged.

He had to do only one thing, look to the right. The truck has been there for the last 4 hours.

Wanna know how I avoid getting run over by 2 tons of steel? I don't slam into them with a fucking motorcycle.

Sorry folks but there will be a slight delay getting your Christmas calendars this year!

Funny thing about those Chinese, they have a different word for everything. Can't understand them too well.

How do you squash a waiter? Well drive into the restaurant and maybe you get lucky.

He'll never be late for work again.

Last time I checked that many people can not fit through such a tiny exit.

Don't make her cum when you are between those tighs.

I bet Geico still doesn't claim that as being totaled though.

No matter how fat you are you are never fat enough to survive being squashed between a container and fiat 500.

So that's why modern cars have rollbars!

This might be the only way to make Squash exciting to watch.

By the looks of it that is definitely a bad thing.

Damn that's poor luck. Obviously hitting the car wasn't enough.

Too late for the paramedics to help there. Three people died, one of them lies crushed under a truck.

Dare devil, a so called \'strong man\' gets crushed big time.