Armed Robbery 101: Take a hostage NOT a bullet.

Your standoff gets no respect. Pretty safe bet they were bullshitting you about the private jet, too.

How many pigs can you fit in one car?

This hot chicks attempts a keg stand on the beach.

Egypt, this man killed the deceased in a fight and stood over his body until the police arrived.

Gang bangs don't really work in the backseat of an Integra, but it doesn't hurt to try.

This sailor came pretty close to becoming the Rocket Man Elton John was singing about.

Being armed with nothing but Starbucks lattes and clothes made of recycled materials finally worked.

I'd like to think it was instant karma for nose picking.

These guys must be gay I would've jumped straight in.

Anything that brings you closer to your friends balls should be off limits to begin with.

What was previously thought to be self-explanatory apparently is anything but.

Little kid fell out of the stands head first onto the warning track testing whether or not there really were Angels in...

For a very short while that is...

Look at me...I'm a dickhead!

It's amazing the human race has survived as long as it has looking at videos that show that most of people lack any de...

Three strikes and you're out.

Fake! She couldn't sneak away.. she'd be dripping spooge on the floor and it would wake him up.

Oh my god I never saw that coming.

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there... Go stand behind a horse and send in the resulting video.

"If I just keep on dancing, nobody will know how drunk I am" .

Never did i dream of seeing a guy do a handstand, ending up face first into the rear bumper of a car.

I always sit at the corner, to increase my chances of getting killed just like this guy.

Actually i think that was a backside 540 to fakey mcTwist with a no handed landing. Xgames here he comes!

He's both a soldier and a magician. Now you see him, now ...he's probably dead.

Why do we still call em bystanders they might as well be debri.

Two russian spartans vs. a shitload of cops.

This homeboy died as a ghetto martyr, he will receive 40 ghetto booty shakin' girls in heaven.

They really got what they deserved for standing so close.

Car spins out of control and smashes into the crowd. I guess the saying "wrong place at the wrong time" applies perf...