Listen closely for the sound her vagina makes when hitting the floor. That's the sound of sloppy seconds turning into fa...

Note to self: Detroit is not interested in girl scout cookies, 9-5 jobs or putting the end to stereotypes.

No it wasn't my girlfriend. That bitch can't jump.

Now that's what I call domino bitch!

Officially so bad it's good again. I could sit through a whole set from this guy.

Here's a howto video showing how to get rid of that one night stand the following morning.

At that point he realized his porn career was going down hill...ZING!!

Your standoff gets no respect. Pretty safe bet they were bullshitting you about the private jet, too.

This hot chicks attempts a keg stand on the beach.

Egypt, this man killed the deceased in a fight and stood over his body until the police arrived.

Gang bangs don't really work in the backseat of an Integra, but it doesn't hurt to try.

Being armed with nothing but Starbucks lattes and clothes made of recycled materials finally worked.

I'd like to think it was instant karma for nose picking.

These guys must be gay I would've jumped straight in.

Anything that brings you closer to your friends balls should be off limits to begin with.

What was previously thought to be self-explanatory apparently is anything but.

For a very short while that is...

Look at me...I'm a dickhead!

It's amazing the human race has survived as long as it has looking at videos that show that most of people lack any de...

Three strikes and you're out.

Fake! She couldn't sneak away.. she'd be dripping spooge on the floor and it would wake him up.

I always sit at the corner, to increase my chances of getting killed just like this guy.

Actually i think that was a backside 540 to fakey mcTwist with a no handed landing. Xgames here he comes!

Why do we still call em bystanders they might as well be debri.

Two russian spartans vs. a shitload of cops.

This homeboy died as a ghetto martyr, he will receive 40 ghetto booty shakin' girls in heaven.

Car spins out of control and smashes into the crowd. I guess the saying "wrong place at the wrong time" applies perf...

Hey ma!, check this out.

Yet another incredibly weird fetish that we don\'t understand.

Even this guy\'s bike hates him. What a shithead.