Then again I don't own a pair of slick pair of banana hammocks so what do I know.

Why do all the kids nowadays getting cooler toys then I did?

I think she'd be a lot hotter if she couldn't do that.

I wonder is the price of gas hurt more than the bullet?

What the hell is this supposed to be? This semi erotic shit freaks me out.

Point deduction for spilling his drink...and his guts.

Bodybuilder run over & parked on by truck full of people

*warning graphic* Guy gets shot in the stomach with a shotgun.