Hi, pump 3 please, a mars bar, pack of gums and a near death experience please.

While trying to reach the ticket machine with his arm he puts the pedal to the metal.

Drugged up and desperate for some cash, this small women makes up for her height with her ferocity.

Nothing better than telling some drunk slut to take her panties off in public ....and she gives you easy access.

And they say blondes are dumb.

That is never gonna fit retard.

At least someone finally made that giant toaster of a Scion look cool for once.

When you steal from your buddies for crack be prepared to take a beating, even the dog joins in.

You can kiss that peagant good bye when you het out of your coma.

Give the guy credit for not falling in. Otherwise I had to label it as shocking.

The smile on his face just shows how much he enjoyed that.

After soundly defeating Glass Joe, Little Mac must face Soda Popinski then Bald Bull.

I am not sure if she’s actually taking a shit, because there is no toilet bowl shot, which is really too bad, since sc...

How retarded can one person be, she's unbelievable.

People who hunt lions for fun deserve one thing, it's just a shame this lion was a split second too late.

I think we just found the replacement for Tom Berenger in Sniper 4: Iraqi retards.

One bowling ball is all it takes for this chick to shut down the entire alley.

He likes to drive him into McDonald's drive-throughs and watch the cow have World War II style repressed memory freak ...

Looks like someone's little sister wants attention by giving the milk away for free.

You can't blame the blonde she doesn't know shit about the tide.

All racism and stereotypes aside, if this guy isn't a boxer then this is just insanity.

Drunk driver races through city killing 6 people

Well, all the whales by his house are safe at least.

What a waste of perfectly good ass, get well soon babe.

I'd like to think his life flashed before his eyes but I don't think he had enough time.

Barbie Griffin is so amazingly hot she had me literally licking my computer screen.

Either that's a mudslide or Rosie O'Donnell has started crapping outdoors again.

Border guard gets whipped out by busdriver.

What a great wife. If you get fed up with her just shoot her she'll even hold still for ya.

I know these two paddles keep switching up on you so it can get confusing.