When she does it her ass gets even more perfect.

Totally wasted chick doesn't even know how to piss anymore.

Oblivious lady first hit, then run over.

Some perverts would take that hand sign as an invitation to take things to the next level..

They get cummed on with champagne!

Lama spits drunk russian in the face hard!

Not her personal best in 5 minutes or less. But in her defense there wasn't one bottle of tequila in sight.

Pitbulls are the velociraptor of dogs, just like the Yorkshire Terrier, scary fuckers!

The slower they are, the easier it is to tattoo a Nike logo to their forehead.

This lady was apprehended on 29 May 2011, but the video was just released in Malaysia.

Here's the other angle - far more graphic and disgusting.

This is definitely his lucky day!

Crossing the street like you just don't care.

Ladies flies through the windshield in head on collision.

Father gives daughter brutal beating.

All of those chicks are going to give some "lucky" men more than enough reason to get vasectomies one day.

Gorgeous cam girl teases her ass.

You may think laying hands on a woman is unacceptable. Then you realize it's Brazil.

A glimpse into her first frat party? All signs point to yes.

Forget the 0-0 score on the field, it's 2-0 for Canada up in the stands.

If your gonna shoot someone try it when there aren't any cameras recording right?

This is a ridiculous piece of meat.

Some things can never be unseen, strongest possible warning before you watch this.

Are they ever going to fucking learn? For the sake of entertaining 18-34 year old males in America, we sure hope not.

Sweet mother of ass, WTF has this girl been eating to produce such impressive dimensions?

Going down within 10 seconds of guys noticing them is no accident. It's just Friday.

You can't get tighter than this.

It's your stereotypical white dude's night out at the bar minus the Affliction t-shirt sponsorship. But the sun hasn't c...

Yup she definitely liked it.

I think it might be time for Kate Upton to hire a professional "handler" for those things if you know what I mean.