Hey, when you're on break, you're on break!

Clearly, these guys take it personally when they aren't asked to "come again."

This Pizza Hut deliveryman got his ass handed to him in thirty minutes or less.

This guy's face gets pounded flatter than Dakota Fanning.

The three hundred bucks he robbed will definitely cover his court costs. Good thinking.

I've gotten stoned at work before, but never like this.

I guess when you're already that dumb you have nothing to lose in terms of brain cells.

Not only hitting a girl but sucker punching her too? I think we have a candidate for world's number one coward.

Who needs enemies when you got a girlfriend like this? Oh yeah, crackheads.

There aren't sex toys big enough to return this favor.

He should find a new profession. Thuggery doesn't seem to be working out for him.

On the bright side they all earned their Worthless Asshole of The Year merit badges.

Yet another reason not to take public transportation.

Looks like even the illegal drug industry is laying off workers.

From being boyz in the hood they are quickly turning into boyz on the hood..

Now his street name is "Teabag Receiver". Or at least it should be.

Suspects are described as 5'5 black males who are most likely very good at soccer or kickball.

The cruel irony is that he got his ass kicked for Slurpee money, and that's all he'll be able to eat after getting his...

I hope the fourteen anal gapings a day he gets in a jail cell is worth the $20.00.

We know that a lot of Asians are good at giving kicks but how are they at receiving them?

The opposite scene occurred when a huge group of girls found out that each guy had a $50 gift card to TJ Maxx in his p...

This poor kid, I feel bad once he starts crying. But according to source he stole from these guys.

She topped it off by hitting a 7-11 for $50 and listening to 50 cent all night.

It still counts as one merit badge on his k-mart bandanna though.

What a tough crew this is, a bunch of bullies picking on a girl like this.

Sometimes the best way to say "you're not welcome, get the fuck outta here", is to just say it.

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I wonder if there's a special section of Hell for people who violently attack a group of Rabbis.

Apparently this asshole really wanted a Worther's original.

Get outta my bizness nigga!