The problem with most hot skinny chicks is they never eat so they are always really cranky and have really short fuses.

I have to say that was a pretty smart trick, too bad she fucked up her engine by driving.

He almost got it, until the smoke canon blew him off stage.

Judging by the kids reaction behind the camera, they probably don't have cable TV there.

If you are drunk enough to think your truck can fit through a door then you shouldn't be trying to dance in a club any...

You're supposed to kill the hooker first, then run over the people. Someone is still a rookie GTA player.

I hope this fight isn't over that girl, because anyone who has been to Vegas will tell you, there are plenty of fat wh...

It's nice to see a cop actually doing something to help society instead of just being irritating.

...and this is why some animals eat their young.

Too bad it isn't working out for her and she has to go through the mud.

Those pyramid skills don't do crap when it comes to saving your pretty face.

This just brought him a few thousand brain cells closer to being retarded.

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.

Turns out all the things he learned in You Got Served were absolutely useless.

This is what happens when you don't enforce the age rule when selling Grand Theft Auto.

Every time I eat at Denny's I get the urge to do the same thing so I relate to him.

I think it is safe to say that in this clash of titans, the train came out on top.

I thought everything was bigger in America.

Go easy on her. It's harder than you think to see a huge fucking metal gate directly in your line of vision.

He almost landed it, but like my grandpa always said, almost doesn't get you pussy.

The cop should have pumped a couple of shots into the guy...that would bring him to a halt in a hurry.

See, the problem with a crossbow is that after you shoot it, the other guy and his entire family come at you with base...

Jennifer Lopez has really gone downhill since her 11th marriage.

Seeing Big Bertha running there at the end is bound to give a few chuckles.

Daddy never "knows best", don't let him touch your toys kids......

It's safe to say that wasn't one of Yolanda's smartest moments.

This guy just learned the hard way that his max bench is less the 1085 pounds.

Too bad the mini-bike stopped his sperm production.

I said kick in the door... not knock!

A lion in China has a little girl in its grip and is trying to eat her while her rescuers are beating it with sticks. ...