From pathetic is just went epic!

What a douchebag, ow sorry it was a girl.

Reporter on the side of the road almost killed during live newscast.

So much space and he still manages to hit that Subaru WRX.

The diaper wearer on the right was supposed to go easy on his co-star.

In retrospect, letting a guy that clearly owns the entire box set of Three Ninjas touch you in any way was a bad idea.

This is terrible even for a female driver.

Quick lets run and hide in the bushes, shit there aren't any.

If it wasn't for that darn common sense, this would've gone swimmingly.

Pornstar turned school teacher Rikki Andersin has resigned after students discovered videos from her past.

I want to say fake but these dudes are so retarded I think it's real.

Girl in pink went for the dragon punch and ate the soda machine instead.

Over 23 and not even starting his transsexual surgery? That carries the same punishment as a double homicide in the stat...

Props to the guy in the brown shirt, he kept on fighting even though he was outnumbered two to one.

So let me understand what his head was doing down near it's genitals in the first place. On second thought... fuck it.

She just showed her true self. Even when she's drunk and spinning around it comes forward.

I farted in her face, looked the same.

Looked like he aimed for the two dudes standing there...missed by this much.

Apparently brazilian people don't appreciate it when you pretend to be handicapped.

The dogs were trying to teach us something... Make love, not war.

Police say a college block party in Harrisonburg turned into a civil disturbance.

Pretty chick lands on her head.

Nothing new here. If it didn't turn out into a fight something was off.

Car crashes at 120mph on a highway exit.

That has to be the shortest party I've ever seen.

Admittedly, this would've been better if he burned alive in front of his horrified friends.

He was probably just about to go into that McDonalds and order some food. Looks like the attacker just did him a favor.

Ask me about my zombie costume! BAM! Flips up to turn you into a zombie for halloween!

Well almost, baseball bats in porn movies are even more awesome.

I swear I heard a dude near the end yelling "chicken!".