Lets put down our pencils children and beat the shit out of 丽莎.

Who would be stronger in a rope pulling competition? The muscle car or the muscle chick.

Before this accident his only kryptonite was high gas prices.

I never thought I'd be able to say voluptuous and asian in the same sentence.

Who the fock was that chick? You can't blame it on TO, she fucked up every obstacle.

And if you thought plane spotting was stupid, wait till you see this.

I have no idea what it's about but these things speak for themselves.

A trio of brutes go for convenience and rob the business next door.

What an amazing trick, with one shot he turns the gun into a double barreled gun.

This is unusual because typically that fat bitch loves devouring cup-cakes when she's drunk.

And they say blondes are dumb.

These chicks are so empowering now they even bring domestic abuse into their lesbian lives.

Recoil is a bitch, now ain't it miss hottie.

So what better than checking up on the zoom en color quality, thank god this sexist mistake happened on live tv.

This cop generously pays for this girl's college education in what has to be the easiest lawsuit in history.

I think that one calls for a big hug.

I hate the tour du france what I even hate more are these retarded fans that try to run along.

This can't be good for street cred.

Not everyone can pull off the sexy school girl look. Especially with all those new cuts and bruises.

This amazing girl brings sexy to a whole new level.

Where are your brains, boy?! You're making an ass of yourself for all eternity!

All the poor guy wanted after the break up was the God Damn coffee machine.

This is how dumb blondes are, he actually paid them each 20 bucks to beat him OFF.

"Lets go shoot the women that put out!".

I love these martial arts retards they all think they are Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris.

As always the mistress is to blame, I love that, and sugar daddy walks away clean.

Insert pot-head joke here.

If a sissy like that tries shit like that in Europe or the States chicks will chase him and kill him.

A dad brings this fight to an end with a swift boot kick of justice.

The government is always watching!