US private contractor in Iraq, formerly known as Blackwater, running over a woman with a car, smashing into Iraqi cars t...

This dude is selected for the 2012 darwin award!

Calling them assholes would be an insult to assholes.

Chicks fetching a boat was a fail to begin with.

Her fellow female cheerleaders are fuck that more for us. He fellow male cheerleaders are like save her maybe I can get ...

Next time maybe use it, it'll save time getting your car out of the water.

I need her and a spaceshuttle right now!

Where's the plunger...it's really clogged up this time...

Last time I checked cars weren't made for that.

'And it starts right now!' Guess again retard.

I wish she had a white t shirt on.

Nobody ever expected this to happen.

He's bad at guiding trucks, he's bad at walking backwards and he can't swim. What a soldier.

Why is nobody jumping in to help them? Scared of the river dragon?

Not the first time something splashed in her face.

He put all his time and money in this thing, too bad he forgot to put on brakes.

What can I say she likes em big.

Great subject matter, incredible scene, horrible filming.

Maybe a water tower just crushed your home, or maybe you just got an indoor pool.

It also works on wives, girlfriends even female cops. Try it.

This video needs more of her, and less of you. Your voice is a boner killer.

Apparently nobody in the crowd knows, so everybody starts playing with her huge tits.

Remind me to never try this sport. Ever.

I knew olympic swimming is boring, this coach agrees with me.

That covered pissing himself in his pants pretty well.

I've done some stupid stuff in my life, but I never dived into shallow water. This is why!

Nope she turned out not to be the Houdini of her time, because she drowned.

Never ever park your car close to a boot release.

Well what did you expect on a kayak?

They are taught everything from the west is bad, but maybe a Mcdonalds burger is more healty than this.