This is what your mom does when your at school.

She goes out and shakes her ass to all you horndogs.

holy Sh*t what did she say? Good god dont piss her off again.

When yachts collide, wealthy people in Hawaii get hurt.

Look, I can use my car for my new standing on my head trick.

This guy tries to sneak attack and then fails miserably.

Some girls you take home to momma to have a nice dinner with....this ain't one of those girls.

Some girls you take home to momma to have a nice dinner with....this ain't one of those girls.

Where is my Chicken Pot Pie.. ZAP.

Subway is now serving $5 foot long knuckle sandwiches.

It's a good thing this girl was already on a shitter!

Either that or she has one of the worst case of piles I have ever seen.

Rock out all you want, but if you don't pay your lighting guy, this is what happens.

There is this thing called a crosswalk. Not sure if they've ever heard of it...

This happened after a Russian store announced they were selling 10 laptops at 80% off. The same thing happened a day e...

I for one can't wait for the chef take over. They really should be the ones maintaining peace in our cities.

If you are going to fuck this guys girl, make sure you hide your boat first.

I can only hope his retaliation prank has a lot of fecal matter and regret involved in it.

Learn how to parasail at the School of Wiley E. Coyote.

Forget the chick crying. Why the hell is someone copying the Dog The Bounty Hunter formula and sticking a Goldberg clo...

Between all the crap he may have made a point by mistake but damn that guy is retarded.

Get outta my bizness nigga!

When your battery is dead and no other ones are available.

He wasn't expecting the cops to show up on his ass "Dat soon".

If Beijing decides to forfeit the Olympics to Zimbabwe, maybe this guy will get in by default...but probably not.

Good thing that old dude was molesting her the whole time, or this could've been much worse.

So gay yet, so dangerous.

Idiot falls through the space next to an escalators at Adelaide airport thinking he can slide down it and look cool, n...

Wow that made me jump and grab my balls for some reason.

He probably thought he and his tugboat were starring in tokyo drift.