Excuse me while I go throw up.

The hour rate at that garage must be killer.

These are probably the guys you really want to punch in the movie theater.

If fucking with alot of blood and violence is your cup of tea.

The reporters bulge must have been too much to handle that early in the morning.

I'm staying away from gas pumps. A lot of bad shit seems to happen at them. And the real shitter of it is he had to pa...

Whoa I bet this tattoo artist really enjoyed this client. Kind of sexy.

This girl goes completely nasty while her sister is sleeping.

When you look up tease in the dictionary her photo will appear next to it.

Well, this instructional video shows a way to con the speeding radar.

Getting off in the college's public bathroom wasn't the smartest idea.

Well, all the whales by his house are safe at least.

They train you for everything in fireman school. Except how to extinguish a female drivers stupidity.

Angry mob in in the southern part of Nigeria burn these guys and beat them at the same time. I wonder if it was wort...

It's been a while the Wii has been out for over a year but morons like this still exist.

She's just practicing the position she plans to be in all night.

With gas prices this high, its worth fighting over a cab. Even if it costs you a weave in the process.

He may have gotten a zero on this, but at the Russian drunk Olympic games he is a gold medalist.

Nothing says standing up for your rights better then acting like a line backer.

I've never been so pissed about a video in my life!

Nothing screams dominance like exposing your opponents stuffed bra and embarrassing them for life.

He was so busy dodging alligators and turds, that he didn't see the tree.

Just because she's got the shoulders of a line backer doesn't mean you can hit her like one.

It must have been some sort of accident because being that much of a pussy isn't even measurable without a pregnancy t...

Learn some helpful tips from HBO's Sex Inspector about getting your girlfriend of wife to watch porn while having sex....

She was doing good. Thought she was already gonna have a problem while paying.

I wonder is the price of gas hurt more than the bullet?

Coping with all that shit just for a fucking medal.

Besides the woman vomiting, the music and the people make it the creepiest thing ever.

when dealing with elephants: Better to be crapped on than pissed on, better to be pissed on then stepped on.