Quick, someone make a wish.

Very nice.... now better hurry to hospital to do some STD tests quickly.

Apparently it was lodged in his brain, because what the fuck.

Quick, someone tag in his chiropractor!

Well that's the end of his career right there.

I'd accept his challenge to fight, but I'm afraid diabetes and cholesterol will get to him before I do.

Gotta love Batista for his reaction, if you look at his face you just see: wtf?

He may have only come in 2nd at the Battle of the Biceps, but he took home the first prize at the Pop-and-Lock competiti...

Now you know why these guys are wrestlers and you're not.

It still hurt less then all the inbreeding his parents had to do to get him there.

Without a script these wrestlers are useless. What's wrong, no speeeeaaar move today!!!

He's going to need to know all he can about flame broiled beef for the next job he gets.

At least he's living up to his fake scripted character.

Now that is one hell of a beat down. judo head stomp, ka pow.

Racist wrestler loses his mind during a match and attacks two black guys in the stands.

wrestler asks the audience to throw him a folding a chair and just about every fan in attendance decided to comply w...

now ill be afraid to arm wrestle for the next 2 weeks. just like i was afraid to fill up gas at a gas station after se...

I bet heel feels very "enlightened".

Wrestler gets a big chunk smashed off his head.

Would you expect someone who spends their time shooting \'roids and beating people up to resolve their issues in a p...

You better believe it, else this guy will make you to. Just the way like he did to this reporter.