If you're going to pull a prank like this, make sure that the professor isn't a Chuck Norris wannabe who will chase you ...

But... he had a bikers jacket on. That's supposed to make you indestructible!

Police officer shoots hero officer by accident.

He got his inspiration from the internet, but they all jumped over the bike. He's clearly doing it wrong.

As far as I know you can't buy new eyes.

As far as I know you can't buy spare eyes.

That didn't look like a good idea.

You know you're desperate when you have to steal beer.

Turns out, using no wheels is less cool than only using one wheel.

Next time make sure there are people to catch you my friend.

Where is peta when you need them.

It's all fun and games until your buddy gives you a spinning kick to the jaw.

I doubt he will be walking away from that one.

If only we could all see the world through beer goggles 24 hours a day.

I think that one calls for a big hug.

And there goes his mouth, which is a good thing, my guess is the shit coming out of his mouth is not that good either.

If that doesn't wake him up, I don't know what will.

LMAO, he kicked him in the ass AFTER he KO'd him. Poor Grandpa.

Top ballistics experts at the Redneck Defense Ministry may need to refurbish this vest design.

For Sale. (Slightly damaged).

Someone obviously learned from the Reginald Denny incident.

Their first mistake was not having the biggest Jewish lawyer next to them while yanking on bodies of people they don...

The news anchors can't stop laughing over this item.

This stupid bitch was just convicted of manslaughter after she got her boyfriend to attack a man over a parking lot di...

Dead man rollin'.

I think he can go to the bodyparts store to get a new back.

The key point of this trick is to float in mid air.

The trick with this is, HOLD ON!

Now there really is no fall back to pleasuring himself when the ladies reject him and his amazing magician skills.

See what happens when you keep messing around with growth hormones?