I my book that's bad luck, call it off now.

Id like to see more videos like this...

Postal worker screws descent looking chick.

Goodbye stereotypes, hello jack off material for the next 6 months.

Old bitches gets owned by fitness machine.

Having the money, doesn't make you a good driver.

Woman gets hair caught in an industrial machine at work and is scalped to death.

People always accuse these guys of not being able to wipe their own asses. Well now this guy can. With his tongue.

Man walks into a store being robbed...is shot dead.

Electricity is about as forgiving as a fat girl in line at a bakery. NO ESCAPE.

Those stories about getting pubic lice in the backyard suddenly make a lot more sense now.

Fortunately for them, wheelchairs are more like futuristic go-karts nowadays. Who really needs functioning legs in 2013?

From the way the fat cop fell initially it looks like he matrix-dodged the bullet.

Some bikini models start throwing fists at a car show.

Why do you need enemies when you have friends like that.

Well you're not gonna get a solid reputation on campus without sucking a few dicks here and there.

Dude got KO'ed by his own stunt.

And on top of that he takes out two other cars as well.

Syrian man beaten to death by metal stick, kicks and rocks...

Cocky idiot gets knocked out twice.

Lets her laughing toddler walk right into the street.

Wow he actually got a double dose of pain.

Give a girl a fish, and she'll eat for a day. But teach her how to shoot fish with a gun, and you're probably gonna laug...

Stray dogs looking for food run over when the bus leaves.

Everyone knows the best way to stop a fight is to punch someone in the face.

Punch just kicked in yo.

She wants to know who came inside her.

Almost made it to the track but then he released it was not for him.

Gramps hits gas instead of brake when he enters the carwash.

Trying to pull a man apart with a truck...